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EXCLUSIVE *BIG NAME* HAZEL MCCALLION CHALLENGER-VIGIL at 11th Hour Mississauga City Clerk’s Office

September 10th, 2010  

MISSISSAUGAWATCH documented the 11th hour activities at the Mississauga City Clerk’s Office hoping against Hope that a last-minute BIG NAME candidate-Champion would register for Mayor and take on Hazel McCallion. But it was not to be.

This video superbly documents our disappointment… Music “Losing My Religion” by REM.

Video: *BIG NAME* HAZEL MCCALLION CHALLENGER-VIGIL at 11th Hour Mississauga City Clerk’s Office (4:06 min)

(Click here to go directly to the clip on YouTube)

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT BEGINS]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (sitting on the floor in the corner at Mississauga City Clerk’s Office as nominations close September 10, 2010, 1:41 pm. Speaking quietly into camera)

Please, please come in. I’ll even deliver pamphlets for you and brochures. Please please please walk in through that door.  Please please please.

[DIP TO WHITE 1:41:27 pm]

Please please please please please. Please walk through that door and deliver us from Evil.

[DIP TO WHITE 1:42:44 pm]

1:42:44. Just a little over fifteen minutes. And nobody’s walking through that door.

We’re doomed. We’re doomed.

[DIP TO WHITE]

There’s less than fifteen minutes left and we’re still waiting for a BIG NAME to walk through that door and sign on for Mayor to rescue us.

If I were religious I’d start praying now.

It’s not going to happen.

Less than fifteen minutes left. For nominations to close. And waiting for a *BIG* NAME Mayor candidate to challenge Hazel McCallion to walk in. And sign up.

Please please please God, make it happen. This is the God of Truth, Justice, Liberty, Democracy, Openness, Accountability, Transparency —and Canadianism.

[DIP TO WHITE 1:48:28 pm]

It is now 1:48. There’s about twelve minutes left. There’s just twelve minutes left for a BIG MAYOR CANDIDATE to walk through that door and rescue us.

Somebody who’s gonna say, “I’m committed to flinging the shutters open on the City.”

[DIP TO WHITE 1:54:27 pm]

Six minutes. We’re waiting.

I think this is like the people in the Alamo. You know, they were waiting to be rescued?…  And it didn’t happen? I suspect they were more disappointed than I am though.

[laughs]

Ah God, this is so funny. This is just, you know, it’s —I think what’s so funny is The Pretend. I mean, all of the accouterments from Democracy are here. Actually that’s not true at all.

We’re still waiting. There’s got to be five minutes left.

[DIP TO WHITE 1:55:24 pm]

Oh shit! Less than five minutes. Ohhhhhhhh

Please please please walk through that door! Please walk through that door!

You know why nobody’s going to walk through that door? ‘Cuz I can’t think of a single person —BIG NAME in the City of Mississauga who I would trust!

[DIP TO WHITE 1:59:25 pm]

BIG NAME CANDIDATE walk through that door. Please please please please please. Please come. Please come and rescue us. Please please please.

Please!

MISSISSAUGA CITY CLERK CRYSTAL GREER (at Mississauga City Clerk’s Office as nominations close September 10, 2010, 1:59:48 pm.)

Fifteen seconds.

Two o’clock!

MISSISSAUGA ELECTION COORDINATOR PINA MANCUSO at Mississauga City Clerk’s Office as nominations close September 10, 2010, 1:59:48 pm.)

Two o’clock! Nominations are closed!

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (sitting on the floor in the corner at Mississauga City Clerk’s Office as nominations close September 10, 2010, 1:41 pm. Speaking quietly into camera)

And that means we’re f***ed.

There it is. We’re screwed.

MISSISSAUGA ELECTION COORDINATOR PINA MANCUSO at Mississauga City Clerk’s Office as nominations close September 10, 2010, 1:59:48 pm.)

Good job!

MISSISSAUGA CITY CLERK CRYSTAL GREER (at Mississauga City Clerk’s Office as nominations close September 10, 2010, 1:59:48 pm.)

So we will continue to process everybody’s—

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (sitting on the floor in the corner at Mississauga City Clerk’s Office as nominations close September 10, 2010, 1:41 pm. Speaking quietly into camera)

They’re all happy that there’s no viable candidate going up against Hazel McCallion.

So, that’s it.

[DIP TO BLACK TRANSCRIPT ENDS]

Signed,

The Mississauga Muse
MISSISSAUGAWATCH

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Comments

3 Responses to “EXCLUSIVE *BIG NAME* HAZEL MCCALLION CHALLENGER-VIGIL at 11th Hour Mississauga City Clerk’s Office”

  1. southpaw on September 11th, 2010 12:13 pm

    “Warren Adamson” Google Adamson Estates. In the ’70’s I was playing on the Adamson estate, a run down property with really places to explore !

    Did they eventually get it designated Heritage, with help from Hazel, thus the loyalty from Warren Adamson, who would’ve been a snot-nosed kid back in the day ?

    Us Lakeshore kids knew more than we knew ! We found shit no one knew about !

    Now he puffs up and defends Hazel…UNTIL you googled him. Then he disappears…. I googled him weeks before when he commented, I knew he had to be related…

  2. southpaw on September 11th, 2010 1:42 pm

    Keep hangin’ in Muse ! All of us are rooting for you !

  3. The Mississauga Muse on September 12th, 2010 8:03 am

    Thanks for the encouragement southpaw.

    Two problems.

    Far as I know, there’s not one debate scheduled anywhere in MYTHissauga for challengers to get at their incumbent-targets.

    Second. I conceded defeat against Hazel McCallion five minutes after the City drained my Visa of $200.00.

    However, I do intend on creating a kind of Travelog souvenir of my Mayoral candidacy.


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