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MISSISSAUGAWATCH tests Oracle and StreetGlow lights on newly-purchased black 2006 Dodge Charger R/T

June 1st, 2011  

As is our custom, here’s the video complete with transcript.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH tests Oracle and StreetGlow lights on newly-purchased black 2006 Dodge Charger R/T (4:58 min)

(Click here to go directly to the clip on YouTube)

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT]
[Music: Coyote by Mark Knopfler]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

It is May 28, 2011 and we’re here at the evil empire and what’s happening is I am just testing the lights on my newly-bought Dodge Charger R/T.

All right, hit the lights.

There’s red. There’s blue. That’s blue and red. That’s blue, red and green. And let’s just do it again?

Cue the lights. Oh yeah.

Now is this a tart or not?

And we’ve named the car —we’ve christened it as of today, “Pono”, P, O, N, O, which is Hawaiian for Right, To Do Good, Righteous.

Ooo, I like that! Oh he’s so cute. Cute though in an aggressive way. I have to say, you know, it’s very important. There we go.

No better place and that over there is a six-cylinder. Which in the world of Top Gear means that this car’s penis is bigger than that car’s.

City of Mississauga Corporate Security KNOB UNIT and MISSISSAUGAWATCH 2006 Black Dodge Charger R/T

[DIP TO BLACK]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Ooo look at this! Oh yeah. Oh, look at this.

Can you actually see that? Like. There you go. That’s the Look.

There’s blue. More blue. Blue and red.

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Gee, I don’t know. One controls pattern and one controls colour, I think.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Amazing. It’s gorgeous. Take a look.

Oh yeah, that’s blue. There’s a green. That’s red. That’s when it’s red.

And the fog lights even turn different colours. Red. Holy Gee.

Okay, do both the headlights and the sides.

Ooo, look at this. Oh yeah (laughs). Somebody’s going to come along with a bucket and try to put out the fire.

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

It’s not turning off.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

It’s not turning off?! Oh good!

This is kind of like trying to figure out all of the things that could possibly go wrong with it. And one certainly would be that we can’t turn this off.

Oh now he’s got it altogether!

This is it! WOW!

Wow, isn’t he beautiful?

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

I can see why you can’t drive it (laughs) like that.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

No, you can’t drive it —no.

I’m going to do one of my traditional —This is a black Dodge Charger R/T and we’re going to do a walk-around. This is the first walk-around on a Dodge Charger that I’m doing where the car is actually mine. A black 2006 R/T with lights.

I think he’s splendid.

He’s every colour of the rainbow. And as I understand it you can set these patterns to whatever song you’re playing.

[OPENING CAR DOOR]

And I love the screaming purple on the inside.

He also left us with 129 songs.

[SONG Major Lazer – Sound of Siren (feat. M.I.A. & Busy Signal) BLARES]

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

What’s this open for?

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

I don’t know.

Oh yeah, I should show this part too. It’s beautiful.

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Well, there are some issues here because—

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Yep.

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

—that control, see?

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

OK, I’m good.

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Why is it lit up like that?

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Oh, look at this.

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

That means that, ya, see? The lights are on.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

The lights are on?

Techo-Geek Par Excellence (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Oh yeah.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Oh! I’m gonna go back out.

[CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
[Music: Coyote by Mark Knopfler]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (NIGHT. Parked beside Mississauga City Hall testing Dodge Charger’s BLING lights, May 28, 2011)

Oh, yeah.

[DIP TO BLACK]
[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT ENDS]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH newly-purchased 2006 Black Dodge Charger R/T Oracle and StreetGlow BLING Lights

MISSISSAUGAWATCH newly-purchased 2006 Black Dodge Charger R/T with Oracle and StreetGlow BLING Lights

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