G20 Report on Security Guards –the Comedy (and why all the police at University vs. one car and two officers at Bay?)

July 16th, 2010  

Yes, another G20 video complete with transcript. The pigeon’s my favourite part.

YouTube Video, “G20 SECURITY GUARDS inaction. (Plus one highly suspicious pigeon…)” 3:11 min

(Click here to go directly to the clip on YouTube)

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT BEGINS]

MUSIC: “The Wall is Talking” at PROBANGERS.COM

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards!):

Just going to walk over here and check this guy out too. Because I have a feeling that these people are Security. And they you got to watch out for. Yeah. That’s Security.

[CROSSFADE]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards!):

And, that’s Security. Is that Security? No, that looks like Police, that’s okay. And we got video surveillance up there. Yah, I don’t think that was installed for the day. Anyway, we’ll just keep going.

[DIP TO WHITE]

INTERCON SECURITY Security car flitting about (G20 June 26, 2010)

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and finds an INTERCON SECURITY car,):

Oh yeah. That makes me feel secure. They can’t be part of the G20. Intercon Security?!

[CUT AND ZOOM]

G20 SECURITY GUARD easily confused for police from a distance (G20 June 26, 2010)

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and finds she’s not sure what):

Not sure if that’s a security guard or not. A lot of white guys though, I can tell you that.

[DIP TO WHITE]

SECURITAS SECURITY CAR (G20 June 26, 2010)

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and finds an SECURITAS car zooming by):

Oh yeah. We’ll all be safe with those…

[DIP TO WHITE]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and finds another security guard):

A security guard. I think every security guard at every building is coming out. There he is right there. Come on buddy, take a picture of me, go ahead, that’s it, you do that.

SECURITY GUARD (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, and standing somewhere behind):

Ma’am. Ma’am! Get on the sidewalk?

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and turns to talk to the security guard behind her):

Pardon?

SECURITY GUARD (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, and standing behind):

Want to do your filming on the sidewalk?

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and responds to the security guard behind her):

Happy to.

SECURITY GUARD (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, and standing  behind):

Thank you very much.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and turns camera to the security guard behind her):

You’re welcome.

[CUT]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto, as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards and turns camera to the security guards across the street):

There they are right now taking pictures of me. There we go. Go ahead. And we got that one over there doin’ it too.

[CROSS ZOOM]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto in the same location only now a pigeon strolls in! MISSISSAUGAWATCH to the pigeon…):

PIGEON fussing about without proper ID (G20 June 26, 2010)

Uh, excuse me, could you show me your identification please? Uh, you’re not allowed to come any further, stop where you are. Don’t get any closer. You’re still getting closer?

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 somewhere in Toronto in the same location still demanding the pigeon’s ID as Security Guard strolls up):

I wouldn’t friend. Try Ottawa. It’s quieter right now.

[CROSS FADE]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 near University/Richmond as she tries to find the G20 Security Guards but finds only INTERCON SECURITY):

Ho yeah. Fortunately there are police to protect us from the security guards…

[CROSS ZOOM]

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 Bay/King with protesters blocked by a whole pile of police in riot gear. Crowd cheering):

These are all police officers. We have Peel Regional Police over here… annnnnd there are security guards. So on the bright side one of the things that I can confirm is that it’s police who have been orchestrating the crowd control here—

[DIP TO WHITE]

A PROTESTER WITH A MEGAPHONE (June 26, 2010 Bay/King with protesters blocked by a whole pile of police in riot gear. Says to the crowd):

You guys are all amazing and strong! Thank you for being peaceful. Thank you for being non-violent.

MISSISSAUGAWATCH (June 26, 2010 Bay/King with protesters blocked by a whole pile of police in riot gear. Crowd cheering):

Actually you can tell when the non-peaceful people were ready to be non-peaceful because they were all wearing masks. And you got this a— [NOTICES SECURITY GUARD TAKE A PICTURE OF ME]

Security guard at Bay/King takes photo of MISSISSAUGAWATCH taking video of them (G20 June 26, 2010)

There’s a knob. Told ya. I can recognize them.

A case of police envy right there.

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT ENDS]

[CROSS FADE TO LOGO]

ON PUTTING ALL THE POLICE IN ONE BASKET…

I’ve been reviewing all my video and there’s something weird I don’t get. Purely by accident I happened to videotape the corner of Bay and King before the torching and trashing. I was surprised to discover that the video shows only one police car and two officers with normal traffic flowing down Bay and past the Bank of Montreal. Yet video shot a few moments later shows University and Richmond heavily fortified with two rows of police in riot gear plus a third row of police horses!

Guess which way Black Bloc came?…

"G20 UNIVERSITY/RICHMOND POLICE FORTIFICATION vs BAY/KING (June 26" 2010)

Signed,

The (I have a Security Guard license from the Province of Ontario! HAHAHAHAHA *snork* I mean who doesn’t?) Mississauga Muse

FOR LAUGHS, THE (59 YEAR, 11 MONTH, 19 DAY OLD MISSISSAUGA MUSE, WWW.MISSISSAUGAWATCH.CA IS NOW A SECURITY GUARD TOO!

One Response to “G20 Report on Security Guards –the Comedy (and why all the police at University vs. one car and two officers at Bay?)”

  1. Lilly Says:

    Hey.. Guess what!!!??? Security got nothing to do with public safety. They are there to protect their clients – businesses that you were filming. The reason the Black bloc went the way they did is because they knew that bay was not fortified. The reason there were so many cops at University is because that was where the main gate to outer perimeter located


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